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exo

tell me i'm the one
chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg | 1500w | ao3
Chanyeol likes random hug attacks. Kyungsoo likes snuggles in bed. Chanyeol likes banana pancakes. Kyungsoo likes Chanyeol.love lasts all year round
chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg | 3200w | ao3
In 2014, to Chanyeol who never really bothers about love and whatnots, love comes in the form of wide, curious eyes in spring, familiar presence in summer, cozy nights in fall, and a lifetime worth of love in winter.it's a compliment
jongin/sehun | pg13 | 3800w | ao3
Sehun is a hundred and one percent sure that Jongin's frequent visits to the library are not for the books.up your game, play better
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 1000w | ao3
Baekhyun wants to be the one to initiate but always finds himself cornered even before he sees it coming. So when Jongdae gets his hair permed for their next comeback, Baekhyun decides to up his game.marry him anyway
lu han/jongin, lu han & minseok | pg | 2000w | ao3
A father-in-law is every guy's nightmare. Kim Minseok is on a whole different level.fetish
baekhyun/jongdae | pg | 400w | ao3
Byun Baekhyun has a fetish.that's how a superhero learns to fly
chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg13 | 3500w | ao3
Chanyeol has always wanted two things in his life: to lose himself high up in the skies and find someone else he desires to do it with.he got me bad
jongin/sehun | pg13 | 3800w | ao3
Sehun tries to woo resident hottie Kim Jongin with his amazingly brilliant ideas.welcome home
multiple pairings | pg13 | 4700w | ao3
Twelve souls, six homes.untitled
baekhyun/jongdae, baekhyun & chanyeol | 1000w | tumblr | ao3
From the prompt: "Overheard on the bus. Boy, reading from phone: I heard 1 in 4 people are gay. That means at least one person in my friendship group is gay. I hope it’s Michael, because Michael’s cute."untitled
chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg | 900w | tumblr | ao3
Kyungsoo is a woman and Chanyeol crossdresses.untitled
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 800w | tumblr | ao3
Christmas and ribbons.untitled
baekhyun/kyungsoo | pg | 900w | tumblr | ao3
It's Kyungsoo's birthday.but i see you
junmyeon/kyungsoo | pg13 | 12500w | ao3 | dw | reflection0112 round 1
Junmyeon might have a crush on the quiet outcasted nerd, even if most students prefer to stay away from Kyungsoo.untitled
jongin/sehun | pg | 1200w | tumblr | ao3
Jongin in a pink skirt.play, play, play, play, play(boy)
baekhyun/kyungsoo | nc17 | 2000w | lj | ao3 | playboys0408 round 1
Kyungsoo and Baekhyun keep finding each other in the midst of fame and stage lights.sweet surrender
lu han/yixing | nc17 | 1200w | ao3
Lu Han loves Yixing so, so much.punch me like you mean it
baekhyun/kyungsoo | pg13 | 1000w | ao3
Kyungsoo punches Baekhyun in the mouth - with first his mouth and then his fist.melt me down like ice cream
lu han/jongdae | pg13 | 4200w | lj | ao3 | a boy and his cat round 1
Kim Jongdae is the guy who spends the entire class period stuffing his face with food and Lu Han definitely, absolutely does NOT spend his entire class period staring at Jongdae.easy come, easy go
lu han/sehun | g | 400w | ao3
Sehun has expected tonight to be special, just not this way.blind spot
minseok/kyungsoo | g | 1600w | ao3
Kyungsoo was perfect. Or, at least, Minseok thought he was.drunken confession
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 2900w | ao3
Tonight, after long, Baekhyun confesses to Jongdae, for the first and last time.a midway date night
chanyeol/sehun | pg13 | 600w | ao3
Chanyeol is caught in a one-to-one combat with a sweet little villain.150 points to gryffindor
baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 5400w | lj | ao3 | chenpionships round 4
Where Ravenclaw wins the quidditch match and Jongdae loses dignity in front of the whole school.a thousand facets of you
junmyeon/jongdae | pg13 | 4700w | lj | ao3 | critical capture special round
Junmyeon’s a face model by day and a painter by night, but night and day he loves Jongdae dearly and keeps him close to heart.caught up
junmyeon/jongdae | nc17 | 2100w | ao3 | critical capture special round
Junmyeon is Jongdae's. Jongdae will do anything to make that known.the art of teleportation (and the heart that beats for you)
jongdae/jongin | pg13 | 13300w | lj | dw | ao3 | kaifectionery round 1
Jongdae is severely confused as to why, in all of their encounters, Jongin always ends up abruptly teleporting somewhere else.you're all mine
jongdae/chanyeol | nc17 | 20200w | lj | dw | ao3 | yeolliepopday round 3
Chanyeol lives with four cat hybrids and falls for one of them. The twist? He’s allergic to cats.stay with me
chanyeol/jongin | g | 1700w | ao3
A goblin should be the last being any grim reaper will want to be involved in anything with. Jongin falls for Chanyeol, anyway.ours is a beautiful accident
junmyeon/jongdae | pg13 | 3100w | ao3
Boyfriends Junmyeon and Jongdae go to the beach. Things don’t go as planned.shotgun (aimed at my heart)
lu han/baekhyun | pg13 | 2100w | ao3
Lu Han thinks Baekhyun might be in love with Minseok, or Yixing. Baekhyun doesn't think he's ever met an alpha as oblivious as Lu Han.in you i bloom
minseok/junmyeon | g | 4200w | ao3
Junyeon tries to confess to the green-haired girl with some kind of flower she doesn't know the name of. Minseo turns out to be a very knowledgeable florist.beautiful in white
baekhyun/jongdae | g | 2100w | ao3
Baekhyun doesn't have chocolates to gift Jongdae on Valentine's Day, but he does have a flower veil.the tale of bunny boy and his winged rabbit
yifan/junmyeon | g | 7200w | ao3 | suhoney round 3
Little Junmyeon is crying because he wants his stuffed bunny. Enter little Yifan—he doesn't have a stuffed bunny, but he will think of a way.chips
baekhyun/chanyeol/jongin | g | 600w | ao3
Chanyeol and Baekhyun can never agree on which Lay's to get. On a different note, they're both weak for Jongin.untitled
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 800w | tumblr
To an outsider, Baekhyun and Jongdae may seem like a chronic case of true broship.honey honey, how you thrill me
zitao/jongin | pg13 | 800w | ao3
Zitao tries to convince Jongin to come with him all the way to London.flash
baekhyun/chanyeol/jongin | pg13 | 1000w | ao3
Baekhyun and Chanyeol argue over DC and Marvel. Jongin is the capeless superhero who saves the day.tell you what's good, who's good for me
junmyeon/jongdae | nc17 | 800w | ao3
Junmyeon may be the one fucking Jongdae, but Jongdae commandeers.come and be my love
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 5000w | ao3
Jongdae gets a new haircut. Baekhyun's crush might just like her back.the adventure of the missing cookies
gen | pg13 | 2300w | ao3
When the RA comes to Jongdae and Chanyeol with a mysterious case of missing cookies, they're suddenly a duo of eccentric detective and his doctor companion investigating the six other occupants of the E block dorm.i've got the magic in me
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 2900w | ao3
Jongdae finally builds up the courage to tell Baekhyun that he's not really in love with Jongdae; it's just the amortentia doing its job.bc express
baekhyun/jongdae | g to pg13 | 27000w | tumblr | ao3
Collection of 89 drabbles.bks times
baekhyun/jongdae | g to pg13 | 10700w | tumblr | ao3
Collection of 50 drabbles.maybe i've been california dreaming
jongdae/chanyeol | pg13 | 2200w | ao3
Chanyeol gets jealous. It is not a pretty emotion.boy in a red coat
minseok/jongin | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 14
Art thief Kim Jongin is enlisted to steal a newly discovered 19^th century painting.the wizard and the frog
baekhyun/kyungsoo | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 15
Wizard Kyungsoo turns Prince Baekhyun into a frog.curtain call
minseok/sehun | nc17 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 16
Sehun has two guardian angels -- one from heaven, and one from hell.winter bloom
yixing/jongdae | pg13 | 19600w | ao3 | exo seasonal fest round 5
Innkeeper Jongdae takes in a special guest. If he had more of a green thumb he might fare better at the flirting.light years ahead
minseok/yixing/jongdae | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 18
The lights dim. The countdown starts. In the background, something roars.friends with the monster
lu han/jongdae | nc17 | 2600w | ao3
Lu Han has a special agreement with a monster: said monster gets to live under his bed in exchange for sex.and they were vampires (oh my god they were vampires)
jongin/sehun | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 19
Breakups can be tough, especially when it involves a jealous ex who practices witchcraft. (Or where Jongin dumps Sehun and wakes up the next day as a vampire.)conches and sea cucumbers
lu han/jongdae | nc17 | 1500w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Lu Han and Jongdae run some errands for the boys.wine red
jongdae/zitao | r | 900w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Zitao accidentally cuts himself while opening a package. Jongdae helps.champagne white
baekhyun/kyungsoo | nc17 | 1500w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Baekhyun uses their monthly back-scrubbing session as a pretense for sexy times.sailor pluto
minseok/jongin | nc17 | 1800w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Jongin puts on a skirt for Minseok.touch and go
baekhyun/chanyeol | nc17 | 2000w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Chanyeol and Baekhyun get stuck on storage duty. Chanyeol decides sex is better than getting rid of expired condoms. Baekhyun thinks anything is better than that, really.put a ring in it
minseok/yixing | nc17 | 1200w | ao3 | kinktober 2021 | the elyxion
Neurosurgery resident Yixing moonlights as a rent boy. Newlywed lawyer Minseok keeps his marital frustrations pent up.the curator
minseok/baekhyun, minseok/kyungsoo, minseok/jongdae, minseok/yixing | nc17 | 14500w | ao3 | exonceuponatime round 4
Minseok collects the people he meets.1-666-demon
jongdae/chanyeol | pg13 | 4400w | ao3 | hail chen round 1
Jongdae works at Hell's call center. He has one wish -- for the lanky angel upstairs to stop hogging the freaking line.heaven can't help us now
baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 9300w | ao3
Baekhyun barges into the surveillance room of the cloning facility to avenge Jongdae's death, but all Chën wants is one last chess game.i saw jongdae kissing santa claus
baekhyun/jongdae/chanyeol | pg13 | 1200w | ao3 | hail chen round 2
On the eve of Christmas, Baekhyun wakes up to find his boyfriend kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe.venus flytrap's day
jongdae/kyungsoo | pg | 2900w | ao3 | hail chen round 3
Valentine's Day makes Kyungsoo want to barf. It doesn't help that he delivers flowers for a living. / (Jongdae helps, though. He helps a lot.)i can't art, but i can dream
minseok/jongdae | g | art | twitter | snowsparkfest round 3ready to reload (like an atom bomb)
minseok/lu han/jongdae | nc17 | 3700w | ao3 | snowsparkfest round 3
Jongdae has two horrible boyfriends, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to keep them. (He very much wants to keep them, preferably forever.)escape to antarctica
baekhyun/jongdae/chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 24
"Just smile and wave, boys," instructs Kyungsoo. "Smile and wave." / In which Baekhyun, Jongdae, Chanyeol and Kyungsoo are penguins at Aqua Planet Jeju.promise me hell
jongdae/jongin | nc17 | 1800w | ao3 | nini planet round 9
The centre of Hell receives a package in the form of a large wooden crate addressed to its three-faced, six-winged King.

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yixing/jongdae | r | 2000w | ao3 | shine on round 1
Jongdae just wants to kill in peace, but his victims keep reappearing -- alive, healthy, and with no memory of their murder.destination gold
baekhyun/jongdae/chanyeol/kyungsoo | pg13 | 1000w | ao3 | tinysparks round 25
It takes a whole crew to raise a Jongdae.i live for glitter and you
minseok/jongdae | nc17 | 3100w | ao3 | hail chen round 4
A rendezvous in the ladies' room leaves Jongdae with soiled panties and an aching heart.little star
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 2900w | ao3 | hail chen round 4
Baekhyun isn't meant for Jongdae. / Baekhyun isn't meant for Jongdae. / Baekhyun isn't meant for Jongdae. / Until one day, he wakes up, and is.among us au!baekchen ft exo
baekhyun/jongdae | pg | 11 tweets | twitterinter-dimensional portals and sexy singles in your area: a case study
jongdae/jongin | nc17 | 1500w | ao3 | kaifectionery round 6
Jongin procrastinates on his 1500-word essay by opening up a portal.office bliss
[co-author: acatenthusiast] | lu han/jongdae | nc17 | 3300w | ao3
Lu Han feels nothing but pride to have found the perfect little wife as Jongdae hums around his cock.the locker
baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 5000w | ao3 | hail chen round 5
Baekhyun gives Jongdae his heart.shine on microfic challenge
jongdae/jongin | pg | 200w | twitter
jongdae/kyungsoo | r | 200w | twitter
lu han/jongdae | nc17 | 200w | twitter
minseok/jongin | g | 200w | twitter
jongdae/sehun | pg13 | 200w | twitterecstasy of saint matteo
god/jongdae | nc17 | 2500w | ao3 | terror and tales round 1
Before the crucifix, Jongdae kneels. / (And reaches for the strings of his trousers.)"sentence starters" drabbles
baekhyun/jongdae | r | 200w | twitter
kyungsoo/sehun | pg13 | 300w | twitter
jongdae/chanyeol | r | 200w | twitter
yixing/jongdae | r | 300w | twitter
baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 300w | twitter
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 300w | twitter
jongdae/kyungsoo | pg13 | 400w | twitter
jongdae/chën | r | 100w | twitter
jongdae/sehun | r | 300w | twitter
baekhyun/kyungsoo | r | 500w | twittermpreg seahorse jongdae
jongdae | pg13 | art | twitterpreciousboy
baekhyun/jongdae | r | 2100w | ao3
"My love for you is best. My love for you is perfect. My love for you knows no limits," Baekhyun avows. / "Really?" / "Test me."untitled
baekhyun/jongdae/chanyeol | g | 200w | twitter
"Before I leave, just tell me -- why are you breaking up with me?"bad romance
minseok/jongin | nc17 | 3900w | ao3 | my twenty-four fest round 1
Jongin wakes up with Minseok's hand on his ass; / And five other stories.dirty money
yixing/jongdae | nc17 | 2000w | ao3 | shine on round 5
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minseok/baekhyun | pg13 | 2000w | ao3 | shine on round 5
Minseok spends day and night planting and watering dreams -- until he notices the dude following him around with the subtlety of a flying brick.i'm not the devil
baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 2400w | ao3
"Cut it off," instructs Mr. Kim, but his voice is measured, a calculated low growl. "Or I will cut it off." His eyes drag down, with the level of interest of assessing ground meat, to Baekhyun's crotch.baekchen tweetfic
baekhyun/jongdae | pg13 | 10 tweets | twitterbaby said 'let me taste your silhouette'
minseok/jongdae | nc17 | 2500w | ao3 | hail chen round 8
Jongdae's first rut comes at the worst time -- just as he's losing his grasp on Hyung.aesang
jongdae/chanyeol | pg | 1000w | ao3 | monthlyeol round 10
Chanyeol breaks into school in the middle of the night to retrieve a confiscated love letter.i need all ya cream soda
yixing/jongdae | nc17 | 1200w | ao3
Jongdae spends night and day luring Yixing into the water, until one day he succeeds and gets more than he bargained for.beauty and the beholder
minseok/baekhyun/jongdae | nc17 | 2200w | ao3 | terror and tales round 2
Where Minseok sees beauty in Jongdae, Jongdae sees a flaw, and Baekhyun sees potential.rush!
multiple pairings | r | 1900w | ao3
22 exo drabbles featuring multiple pairings in multiple aus written to the length of each song in måneskin's 'rush! (are u coming?)' album.heigh-hoe, heigh-hoe
jongdae/ot9 | nc17 | 5000w | ao3 | kinktober 2023
Jongdae dresses as Snow White for Halloween. His boyfriends are a little too eager to indulge him.love me or leave me
minseok/jongdae | nc17 | 1100w | ao3
Jongdae "returns" from war.

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boy groups

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b.a.p: daehyun/youngjae | g | 1100w | tumblr
Air. / Air. / He needs air.untitled
b.a.p: gen | g | 500w | tumblr
Daehyun tightens his grip on the ball, fingers gripping at the stitches through his beaten gloves.untitled
b.a.p: youngjae/jongup | g | 900w | tumblr
Youngjae slips his phone into the back pocket of his jeans and clutches at his copy of Hamlet: Act 1, Scene 1 as he pushes the door into the coffee shop open.untitled
b.a.p: daehyun/youngjae | g | 900w | tumblr
Daehyun and Youngjae are assigned for the graveyard watch tonight.ring me up
b.a.p: daehyun/youngjae | pg13 | 2200w | ao3
Jung Daehyun works at a convenience store.here comes the sun
b.a.p: yongguk/himchan | pg13 | 3400w | ao3
Yongguk has fallen head over heels for the handsome pink-haired regular, and Youngjae is only somewhat helpful.you're still so beautiful
b.a.p: yongguk/himchan | pg13 | 1500w | ao3
Himchan smiles, and it's the most beautiful thing Yongguk has ever seen.your butt is mine, gonna tell you right
jyj/exo: jaejoong/jongdae | nc17 | 1300w | ao3
The last thing Jongdae expects is to find Jaejoong in the bathtub, waiting for Jongdae to join him.don't put out that fire (keep it lit up)
ateez: seonghwa/yunho | nc17 | 1800w | ao3 | k-pop ficmix round 7
A year down the road, Yunho touches Seonghwa again. Same intimacy, more heat.

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girl groups

you're dangerous (but i'm all about it)
f(x): amber/soojung | pg13 | 3400w | ao3
Amber has a knack of criticizing everything that Soojung is. As it is, Soojung can't care less.exactly, precisely and perfectly (what i waited for)
red velvet: joohyun/seulgi/seungwan | pg13 | 2200w | ao3 | redvelvetfics round 2
Five-sentence love stories of Joohyun, Seulgi and Seungwan in alternative universes.bee for the honey
twice: jeongyeon/momo | nc17 | 2300w | ao3
Jeongyeon thinks she's been too harsh on Momo, so she apologises to her using the only way she knows how to.trip me over your heartstrings (a million, billion times)
twice: jeongyeon/momo | g | 1700w | ao3
Momo hates tying her shoelaces. Jeongyeon ties them for her and brings her on a million dates.roly poly tonight
twice: sana/dahyun | nc17 | 1900w | ao3
Sana's favourite way of unwinding after a long day at work is to indulge Dahyun in her roleplay fantasies.before the night's all over, girl i wanna get down
twice: nayeon/momo | nc17 | 1400w | ao3
Both Nayeon and Momo get off to ass play, just at different ends. It's a win-win situation.and girl you've got me blinded
twice: sana/dahyun | nc17 | 400w | ao3
Sana fucks Dahyun on the balcony overlooking the beach.adidas on the floor
twice: sana/mina | nc17 | 3300w | ao3 | twice fic fest round 1
Sana helps Mina wax for the first time.too sweet
aespa: jimin/minjeong | pg13 | 1500w | ao3 | scarygirlynight 2024 edition
Jimin and Minjeong's trip to the amusement park might be a date. Oh, and also, Minjeong has a secret agenda.say okay
snsd/aespa: taeyeon/minjeong | nc17 | 700w | dw | ao3 | scarygirlynight 2024 edition
Never meet your heroes -- Minjeong learns this the hard way.

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books, movies, shows

gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
élite: ander/omar | nc17 | 3200w | ao3
Omar is just getting used to Ander visiting him for ten minutes everyday when one night he gets Ander sneaking into his bedroom through the window.the one where ross returns from china without a girlfriend
friends: ross/rachel | pg13 | 1100w | ao3
Rachel finds out Ross is in love with her and decides to pick him up from the airport with a bouquet of flowers -- and something else.i think we're alone now
mortal engines: tom/hester | g | 700w | ao3
Tom whiles time away by watching Hester sleep.he looks up, grinning like a devil
young royals: simon/wilhelm | nc17 | 5300w | ao3
"You're insane." / "Isn't that why you like me?" / Simon smiles, butterflies wilding in his stomach. Love, more like. But yes, yes it is.i release you from your human bonds
behind your touch: jimin/minki/junmyeon | nc17 | 1000w | ao3 | kinktober 2023
For Jimin noona and Minki hyung, Junmyeon will.

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original fiction

radioactive love
[co-author: acatenthusiast] | nc17 | 900w | ao3
Are all asses as they seem? BigDaddy SlamCocc has some experience on this subject, lets tune in on the amazing adventure of The Lion The witch and the COCK SWITCH.